If I Were ...

If I was a month, I would be July

If I was a day of the week, I would be Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be sunset

If I were a planet, I would be Earth

If I were an animal, I would be a lioness

If I were a direction, I would be West

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed

If I were a liquid, I would be milk

If I were a gemstone, I would be an opal

If I were a tree, I would be a frangipani

If I were a tool, I would be a clamp

If I were a flower, I would be a rose

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a breeze

If I was a musical instrument, I would be a piano

If I were a colour, I would be aqua

If I were an emotion, I would be love

If I were a fruit, I would a pear

If I were a sound, I would be the tinkling of temple bells

If I were an element, I would be fire

If I were a car, I would be a V8 turbo

If I were a food, I would be chocolate

If I were a place, I would be the ocean

If I were a material, I would be silk

If I were a taste, I would be hot chocolate

If I were a scent, I would be cinnamon

If I were an object, I would be a book

If I were a body part, I would the eyes

If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be slippers

I have seen this on a number of blogs, the latest being Nicole's at the Life of Use

Why don't you join in too?